Today, we had a substitute in gym class. We had to run 3 miles for our basic cross country race. Our sub realized that after the 1st mile, everyone was exhausted. She ran over to the other gym teachers and whispered something and came back to our class. A minute later, our substitute teacher ran towards the other classes yelling “FOR NARNIA!” and the other classes ran towards us screaming “FOR SPARTA!”. My substitute is a 87 year old lady who just got out of rehab. MLIA.
(201): so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
lmfao
(417): So… I just got back from the chiropractor… And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
(847): Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Fuckthat
Today, I stuck a hand into my coat pocket and found five dollars. Wrapped inside of the five dollars, there was a note. “You have just been reverse pickpocketed. Enjoy this five dollars in knowing that it was forcibly received by your pocket; take that, society.” I then proceeded to stick both the money and note into another victim’s pocket.
When I start making more money,I’m going to do this.good karma makes the world go around.
Today, while on google, I noticed the google sign had cookie monster in it. I then remembered that the cookie monster had recently been changed to the veggie monster. its good to know google doesnt believe in ruining childhood. MLIA
True dat.
